Uh-uh-uh, Uh-uh-uh onnn, uh-uh onnn uh uh-uh onnn, I.I.I.I.I. can't believe I'm back up in this shit. After weeks of not writing and thousands of e-mails clamoring for my return, I've decided to put down Guitar Hero II for fifteen minutes so papa bird can regurgitate some garbage into the mouths of his whiny, if not loyal, starving minions. Let's see what's in the news today? The Lions are terrible, of course. Central Michigan wins the Motor City Bowl against a team that may or may not even be Division 1, or exist for that matter, who cares. The Pistons are staking their yearly claim as the most dominant team in the Eastern Conference defeating the Nets tonight in a close game that wasn't very thrilling. So their you have it, enjoy this, I'll be back to feed all of you in five weeks, and stop bothering me.....Ok, ok, sorry about the false sense of bravado in the introductory paragraph, it was tongue-in-cheek and could have been conveyed in a sentence or two but was strung out into several, which means that my bad writing habits have stuck with me throughout my long lay-off, along with several new ones I've picked up after taking my law school finals over these past two weeks, including my inability to properly use a comma or writing incomprehensible run-on sentences such as the one I'm typing right now, but I digress. I am back though (although no one e-mailed me during my absence, seriously, I couldve been buried under a stack of newspapers from a tipped over trashcan and no one would have known......jerks), and ready to post on a regular basis again and hopefully, if I can ever get my life organized into a semi-decent schedule (you may notice that this post is getting submitted at around 5 A.M.), expand the scope of this blog to things beyond sports, to include movies, music, video games, and long, incoherent, rambling posts with no capital letters or periods about how evil women are while listening to "West End Girls", painting my face and trying to overdose on Advil. O.k. maybe not so much the last one but hopefully the other subjects will come to fruition. At the very least whoever reads this blog going forward will get a first hand account of how law school is accelerating my downward spiral into schizophrenia and towards waiting tables at Halo Burger even though they never "officially" hired me, and that should be very entertaining. Oh shit, mental health is still part of the state bar character fitness requirement.........umm disregard that last statement, and lets go back to discussing what a mentally sound, virile young man I am (/hearty slap on the back/).
Well that's all I've got for tonight, and I hope it makes some sense, in all honesty I'm looking forward to having the time to write again and being done with studying for exams and watching hours of late night MTV, (seriously if I see "Wind It Up", "Fergilicious", or "How to Save a Life", I'll go completely mad), and I hope everyone is having a very happy holiday season.
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