Once again I have got the bug to update my blog. I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense either as unfortunately the Ugandan Goliathus blog beetle laid eggs in my brain and the only way to avoid a long and painful demise is to update this site regularly. I wish I had some way to explain away my long absence by saying I had teamed up with Lincoln's ghost and traveled through time to catch Jefferson Davis before he could reach Mexico with a fortune in Confederate gold, or better yet joined forces with the reanimated corpse of Andrew Jackson and worked covert ops missions for the President to protect America from villains the public didn't even know existed like Dr. Fartsocks and his evil army of SharkBadgers. However, try as I might to extend premises that sound like rejected ideas for Timecop 2 or Quantum Leap fan fiction into 3,000 word blog posts and then disappear for eight months, I decided to not waste everybody's time and just write that I will be updating this site as the Tigers head into the playoffs and hopefully play deep into October for the first time since 2006. Also look at me writing this post like I still have any kind of audience . I think the most traffic I ever had was averaging a few hundred people a day who stumbled across my site after doing a Google Image Search for Stacy London. At least my unjustified and delusional sense of self worth remains heartily intact. Don't fear imaginary loyal fan base who derive nourishment from my every word like nectar from a God, I will lead you out of the wilderness towards a greater understanding of Tiger baseball!
/watches 4 hour "Victorious" marathon/
/eats a dinner of Andy Capp's Hot Fries and Chocolate Fudge Pop Tarts/
/curses at Brad Penny even though Penny isn't pitching/
/cries himself to sleep/